The vilest married couple in Manhattan has turned to violence. TV producer extraordinaire, Sandy Frank, is now officially geriatric at age 81. But that doesn’t mean he can’t play the field, Hugh Hefner style. Sandy has been philandering around, and his 57-year-old former model wife, Brenda Frank, expressed her feelings toward him by throwing wine glasses at him. And like a typical wanker, Sandy reciprocated the gesture. The Upper East Side brawl devolved into such a debaucherous scene of shattered crystal and bloody collagen that the police arrested them.

Brenda is planning a divorce. It will have been a brief marriage for the Franks, since their wedding took place a mere eight months ago, just after Sandy dumped his Palm Beach socialite of the moment.

In the end, maybe it wasn’t about being faithful. Apparently an insurance bill was involved, so things were bound to get sticky.

- Haley Hogan

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