A thunderstorm and a marathon of David Lynch’s surreal-sinister TV series, Twin Peaks, devolved into an afternoon receiving wisdom from a psychic named Stacey in the Leather District. When a Parisian pop start receives a tarot card reading at the start of Agnès Varda’s Cléo de 5 à 7, she learns that she is going to die of cancer. My psychic told me that I have a sickness, but she also told me that she could “cure me with crystals and candles and medications, and whatever was necessary…in 9 days…for 300 dollars.” Sounds like a deal to me.

Or maybe I should just use the money towards a summer getaway discount. The options on the website include “big cities,” “romance,” and “sunny spots.” Stacey-the-psychic also asked me if I wanted to know the age of my death.

What would you do if you knew how many years you had left to live? Healing crystals, big cities, romance, or sunny spots? Or maybe just watch more Twin Peaks. Kyle MacLachlan as Agent Cooper is pretty hot—sort of a pimp-prince-mimbo fusion.

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