A sexy Manhattan woman was deemed “too hot to be a banker” when she was fired from Citibank last year because her beauty was keeping her horny male co-workers from concentrating on their work.

Debbie Lorenzana had to deal with a troop of ultimate wankers: a bunch of idiot guys who couldn’t contain their erections because, they claimed, ”as a result of the shape of her figure, [certain] clothes were purportedly ‘too distracting’ for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear.” Luckily, she is suing the company and will hopefully get revenge.

Possible resolution to this workplace predicament: men call in sick when they are feeling easily aroused. That would also be a quick solution for the issue of inequality in male-female ratios in the workplace. Women would quickly gain the upper-hand in the office, since they would be the only ones there.

- Haley Hogan

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