An adorable American girlfriend of mine has been dating a Frenchie who is, as most Frenchmen are, a little bit effeminate (and a lot mimbo). But this guy wears his silk scarves in such a fashion that makes me think he is quite a closeted homosexual.
Unfortunately, instead of being a sweet boyfriend to this girl–teaching her how to tie scarves, making cocktails, cooking pink-colored beet risotto, and all the other lovely things that gay boyfriends do– he decided to be a first class wanker. Last week he broke up with her, via the phone, and his explanation was: “I’m just not sexually attracted to you — you’re not as skinny as the girls I usually date.”
He could have put it a lot more succinctly and said, “I’m just not sexually attracted to you — because you don’t have a penis.”
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maybe he was attracted to this instead?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3387/3618401653_eb1d10be62_b.jpg
Maybe he should arrange a stay in prison, hot men, skinny from government food, sounds like a perfect combo, and would make the world of women a safer place.
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