Creepers abounded at the Saint-Tropez club, Les Caves du Roy, where dancing on my own proved to be a challenging experience.

Gauche Things for a [random] guy to do [to a girl] in a club:

1. Offering her Red Bull + something else, as she dances alone on an elevated platform.

2. Jumping up onto the elevated platform and attempting to dance with her.

3. Bumping butts with her as though you are playing laser tag at a 3rd grade birthday party.

4. Falling off the stage and breaking multiple wine glasses.

5. Following her to the bar.

6. Asking her: “Do you have cigars?”

7. Showing her your wedding ring, and introducing her to your friend, who is also wearing a wedding ring.

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