A model was caught running nude through the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York while posing for an “art” photographer, Zach Hyman (whose name oddly puns the female anatomy). Hyman claimed that because there are so many “nudes” already in the museum, the model’s nudity was immaterial. It was pretty decent performance art if you ask me. The model was arrested for “pubic lewdness.” I mean, “public lewdness.”

Anyway, my sister’s ex-boyfriend, former Wanker of the Week Superstar, called her in the middle of the night, drunk. That was gauche too.

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