Soon after I graduated from Yale in 2009, I was drugged, cut up, and violently raped by my ex-boyfriend, but at the time I didn’t realize it was rape. I called my sister from the hotel room in which the incident had taken place: I told her that I had the worst headache of my [...]

I tried to post this video a few days ago but Vimeo has been having some issues, so let’s hope it works this time around.
Yes, I am still unemployed, and yes, my sister and I are still making a weird mockumentary web series loosely based on my life. ”Give Me A Job” is about a recent [...]

What to do on a Friday night in Manhattan? If you’re a desperate, unemployed freak like me you weasel your way into a “Harvard alumni media & art networking” holiday party to try to make some professional connections.The name for this network, “Harvardwood,” symbolizes the pathetic attempt of a group of Harvard graduates to make a [...]

I recently stalked a distinguished and classic American gentleman whom I once met at a Yale College Master’s Tea. Kevin Buckley was the editor-in-chief of Playboy and the head of the Saigon Bureau for Newsweek during the Vietnam War. Since I’ve been so hard-up for a job lately, I have been reaching out to even [...]

So, you guessed it — I am still unemployed. Therefore, the episodes of my mockumentary web series will continue to be produced. In case you don’t already know about my pathetic little venture, Give Me A Job is about a recent Yale graduate, Haley, who is a bit too out of touch with reality and lacking [...]

A bunch of Yale guys were pledging a fraternity this week. In the tradition of misogynistic patriarchal institutions, the fraternity wanted its pledges to walk around campus chanting the following words related to rape: “no means yes,” “yes means anal,” and “I fuck dead women.” There was also a whole lot of pro-America hoopla that [...]

This is the 2nd episode of my mockumentary web series, Give Me A Job, about a recent Yale graduate, Haley, who is a bit too out of touch with reality and lacking in “office experience” to get a real job, especially considering the abysmal job market. Asperger’s anyone?
In “The Bottom,” Haley talks about her high [...]

This video is the pilot episode of a mockumentary series that my sister and I made about a recent Yale graduate, Haley, who is a bit too out of touch with reality and lacking in “office experience” to get a real job, especially considering the abysmal job market. Asperger’s anyone?
It’s a MOCKumentary, I swear.
- Haley [...]

James Franco, the young Hollywood dreamboat who famously impersonated James Dean and makes funny online videos, has recently been accepted to the PhD English program at Yale. He dabbled in creative writing at Columbia, and I had the chance to act in a crappy NYU student film that he was shooting as part of his [...]

In the good old days, the Yale faculty used to be free to have sexual affairs with any student on campus. I used to linger too long in the cozy collegiate lair of my ravishing archaeology professor’s office. On my way out of our intense intellectual ’sessions,’ I would accidentally drop all my books and [...]