The vilest married couple in Manhattan has turned to violence. TV producer extraordinaire, Sandy Frank, is now officially geriatric at age 81. But that doesn’t mean he can’t play the field, Hugh Hefner style. Sandy has been philandering around, and his 57-year-old former model wife, Brenda Frank, expressed her feelings toward him by throwing wine [...]

The travel industry is branching out into straight-up brothels. A new resort in Australia, the “Lynx Lodge,” is set to be the “ultimate man-cation” spot where men can get every one of their itches scratched. You might think that since it’s an all-male resort, there would be a definite gay vibe: organic pistachio cake bake-offs, [...]

When two people break up, it’s inevitable that there will be an awkward run-in on the street a couple of months later, or perhaps even a “let’s be friends” coffee when the girl tries to act breezy and the guy tries to act like he suddenly has a high-powered career and lots of sex.
But it [...]

A sexy Manhattan woman was deemed “too hot to be a banker” when she was fired from Citibank last year because her beauty was keeping her horny male co-workers from concentrating on their work.
Debbie Lorenzana had to deal with a troop of ultimate wankers: a bunch of idiot guys who couldn’t contain their erections because, [...]

Five masterpieces by Picasso, Matisse, Braque, Modigliani, and Léger were stolen from the Museum of Modern Art in Paris last week, estimated at a value of 123 million dollars. The culprit was caught on tape, masked, dangerous, and sneaking through a window. He or she took the time to remove the paintings out of their [...]

I recently realized that I the man I was dating was almost three times my age. I could no longer see the charm in his traditionalist, sexist, colonialist, elitist outlook on life. So I decided to make a run for it. Unfortunately, I had left a lot of valuable personal items in his apartment. I [...]

An adorable American girlfriend of mine has been dating a Frenchie who is, as most Frenchmen are, a little bit effeminate (and a lot mimbo). But this guy wears his silk scarves in such a fashion that makes me think he is quite a closeted homosexual.
Unfortunately, instead of being a sweet boyfriend to this girl–teaching [...]

It began as a fairy tale story of a beautiful Indonesian model, Manohara (“thief of hearts” in Sanskrit), who married a Malaysian Prince when she was only 17 years old. She claims that her life turned into a nightmare and that the Prince kept her as his sex slave–trapping her in the castle, cutting her [...]

I recently ducked into a gloomy Parisian café that I thought seemed ideal for a quick lunch, since it had such an authentic vibe and the men at the bar selling cigarettes seemed so charming and elderly. I took a quick pee in the bathroom, which was very authentic as well. That is, if by [...]

I recently met a man while on a jaunt in the romantic city of Bruges, the Belgian town of quaint cobblestone streets, chocolate shops, and even a Lake of Love. I was delighted to meet an American guy who graduated from one of those ultra-snotty institutions frequented by the characters of Fitzgerald novels. He invited [...]