The vilest married couple in Manhattan has turned to violence. TV producer extraordinaire, Sandy Frank, is now officially geriatric at age 81. But that doesn’t mean he can’t play the field, Hugh Hefner style. Sandy has been philandering around, and his 57-year-old former model wife, Brenda Frank, expressed her feelings toward him by throwing wine [...]

Looking for jobs in Manhattan, or in any city in America (or the world), for that matter, in this dismal economy, is almost as fun as going to get a pelvic exam. But a pelvic exam is a lot more satisfying. At the very least, you get your results back within two weeks. With most [...]

Grey Gardens is a 1970s documentary based on the infamous story of two deranged former Manhattan socialites who slid into decrepitude in their 28-room mansion in the Hamptons. This mother and daughter duo passed their time dressing in pantless outfits, fashioning turbans out of bath towels and gold brooches. They also developed a fondness for [...]

Hunting for an apartment in Manhattan is one of life’s special miseries. Today I hauled around Chelsea in the blistering heat so that I could marvel at an overpriced fifth-floor walkup railroad-style two bedroom. Both bedrooms were windowless, and one of them didn’t even have a door, but, hey, at least it was actually a [...]

So it’s been all a buzz in the news that there are these hot Russian ladies in Manhattan who are in trouble with the law–not for being drugged up models or high class escorts but for being secret agents.
But while “Anna Chapman” and “Cynthia Murphy” weren’t informing the Russian government, they were profiting from the [...]

While interviewing for a “Booking Editor” position at a start-up magazine last week, I was thrown into a model casting to test my skills. One by one, over thirty male and female models pranced — or crept — into the casting room; several were giddy and outwardly confident, but most were unable to mask their [...]

I recently had the mixed fortune of landing an interview at Vogue, an opportunity that was at once a pipe dream and a nightmare. After sweating through several preliminary screenings with frosty and uninterested assistant editors, I was brought to the Supreme Judge (let’s call her “M”) who would ultimately conclude whether or not I was Vogue [...]

A sexy Manhattan woman was deemed “too hot to be a banker” when she was fired from Citibank last year because her beauty was keeping her horny male co-workers from concentrating on their work.
Debbie Lorenzana had to deal with a troop of ultimate wankers: a bunch of idiot guys who couldn’t contain their erections because, [...]

Park Avenue has never seen so much dirty clothing: a new art installation at the Armory involves a five-story crane randomly picking up and releasing garments from a 25-foot-high tower of used clothes. “No Man’s Land” is the work of the famous French artist, Christian Boltanski. I saw the Parisian version, “Personnes,” at the Grand Palais [...]

Ever since I watched them playing devious little toddlers on Fullhouse, I knew I had started a life-long obsession. But now that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 23 years old, just like me, and they are selling their glamorous West Village penthouse for $8.45 million, as though it’s an old sock they want to get rid [...]