Archive for the 'Creeper' Category

Given that I am 24, single, and living in a city where attractive and charming men abound, my romantic life has the potential to be quite exciting. Well, romantic prospects have been few and far between as of late, but in the past few days I’ll admit I’ve had a handful of noteworthy “sexual” encounters.
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As a recent resident of Manhattan, I am already shocked and irritated by the amount of creepers there are in this city. An ex-boyfriend of mine who lives in the city recently harassed me so much that I finally agreed to go to coffee with him to shoot the breeze — unfortunately, his new wife [...]

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The trademark of FEMEN, a troop of Ukrainian feminist activists, is the fact that they like to protest while topless. Most recently, they made a sensation in the Kiev metro, standing up against “the rush hour perverts that like to trespass up their skirts and undo their pants.” The prevalence of creepers in the subway [...]

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I have always been wary of marriage, but now there’s a solution for the skeptical consumer: divorce insurance. Talk about gauche. The mastermind entrepreneur behind this venture says that “WedLock” (interesting choice of words) is the revolutionary new insurance that only costs $16 a month for $1,250 of coverage.
Let’s just bet that your marriage goes [...]

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Word of advice: never store celebrity cell phone numbers in your phone. It might seem like a good idea at the time–you’re out at a new club and you bump into Leonardo DiCaprio and somehow steal his digits from his bodyguard. Delusions of hobnobbing with Martin Scorsese dance in your head.
But it turns out you’re [...]

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Online dating has quickly gone from being a sport restricted to social pariahs to being as normal as going to the gym. People just don’t date anymore, unless it involves a web-based screening process involving anonymous usernames.
So I went for it and joined OkCupid, and my first meet-up for drinks was with a guy I [...]

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The Red Light District in Amsterdam is one of the city’s main tourist attractions, where prostitutes pose in street-side lairs and blow kisses at passersby through large windows. Hookers trolling the streets of Zurich don’t have it as good – the Swiss have found them to be such an eye sore that police are building [...]

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While riding on the Amtrak from New York to Boston I had a charming encounter with a creeper. The businessman sitting opposite me at the communal table suddenly turned his laptop screen toward me with a grin and showed me a picture of myself on the Teen Vogue website. “You stalked me,” I said, as [...]

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Today my sister and I went to get tested for HIV at the local free clinic. Lately we’ve been spending a lot of time going through all our earthly possessions and donating all our crap to Goodwill.
Getting an AIDS test and getting rid of old clothes are parallel in so many ways:
1.  People avoid weeding [...]

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Match.com is a great place to meet men and women. A friend of mine has been cruising the realm of internet dating, and he has come across some unexpectedly bizarre conditions.
Example A: an email response from his prospective date read as follows:
> Hi Jack,
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> How are you? I’d like to go for tea sounds good. [...]

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