The travel industry is branching out into straight-up brothels. A new resort in Australia, the “Lynx Lodge,” is set to be the “ultimate man-cation” spot where men can get every one of their itches scratched. You might think that since it’s an all-male resort, there would be a definite gay vibe: organic pistachio cake bake-offs, cashmere sweater folding contests, nude charades, and the like.

But the Lynx Lodge is just for straight boys who like to be waited on by hot models and a troop of Hugh Hefner’s past/present/future girlfriends. The PR rep for the resort claims it’s all about playing on “popular male fantasies,” so I am guessing there will be a lot of burgers, boobs, beers, and butts. At least men finally have their own wanker-version of Canyon Ranch.

Talk about gauche things to do: “Hi, honey, this Christmas I won’t make it to your parent’s house, because I will be having a series of orgies and golf games with a bunch of strangers outside of Sydney.” Who needs sex tourism when you can park your ass in a pool filled with willing female cocktail waiters?

- Haley Hogan

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