There’s a hotel in Manhattan where all the wankers can take their mistresses, or prostitutes. Surprisingly, it’s called Le Parker Meridien. How luxurious! And you can rent rooms by the hour. How convenient! And it only costs $150 per hour. How affordable!
There’s even an upgrade option for $250. It includes champagne, strawberries, and an adult [...]

I finally got a job as a bartender, and since I’ve been serving fine wines to a lovely crowd of Upper East Siders for two months, I have made some interesting discoveries.
1.  Online dating is major if not essential.
2.  Older men who work on Wall Street are seeking crazy 20-year-old girls who are seeking free [...]

A friend of mine attended the ‘Spring Is For Lovers’ party at her Ivy League graduate school. It was held at a nightclub and intended to bring together the engineering students with the French literature students, etc. etc., because apparently being in grad school requires a middle school dance in order to facilitate dating.
My friend [...]

‘Please Rape Me,’ my performance art piece at the MoMA was one of the colder experiences of my life, mostly because it was 20 degrees and windy, but also because I was wearing cellophane. But more importantly, it was cold because the art world guests attending the Armory Show Opening Night Benefit Party were so [...]

Soon after I graduated from Yale in 2009, I was drugged, cut up, and violently raped by my ex-boyfriend, but at the time I didn’t realize it was rape. I called my sister from the hotel room in which the incident had taken place: I told her that I had the worst headache of my [...]