Hugh Hefner did as all classic pimps do: he got engaged to be married to a 24-year-old Playboy playmate at the ripe old age of 84. I don’t know about you but sixty years of difference seems like some sort of a record.
The ‘lucky’ lady, Crystal Harris, is a British-American model and singer (according to [...]

Somewhere is Sofia Coppola’s newest film, which deals with all her favorite themes: Hollywood, celebrity, loneliness, meaninglessness, love, romance (or lack there of), travel, and hotel living. Stephen Dorff plays a very attractive famous actor who is a total pimp but doesn’t enjoy it — he drinks Coronas in his empty hotel room at the [...]

The New York Times ran a short documentary film about a ‘Miracle on 22nd Street’ that involved  an adorable gay couple who started receiving hundreds of letters addressed to Santa Claus. They have no idea how 450 kids got their address on West 22nd Street, but they decided to take on the task of being [...]

I attended the Kiehl’s Holiday Party in Manhattan and had the chance to stalk two of my all-time favorite celebrities: Kyle MacLachlan and Jeff Koons. I love Kyle because he is responsible for the Twin Peaks TV icon Agent Cooper; I love Jeff Koons because he is responsible for installing large pink poodles at Versailles [...]

I tried to post this video a few days ago but Vimeo has been having some issues, so let’s hope it works this time around.
Yes, I am still unemployed, and yes, my sister and I are still making a weird mockumentary web series loosely based on my life. ”Give Me A Job” is about a recent [...]

The thought of marriage is a bit daunting to me, given that I’m slightly neurotic and can’t imagine finding someone who will put up with my shenanigans forever and a day. Then of course there’s the issue of meeting a man whom I can bear ‘til death do us part – in bed, at the kitchen [...]

Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan stars Natalie Portman as Nina, a virtuoso dancer who finally gets cast as the White Queen in Swan Lake. Her impeccable talent and obsessive dedication make her a perfect Odette, but her anal and repressed disposition prevents her from transforming into the alluring temptress Odile. Enter Mila Kunis as the voluptuous and enigmatic [...]

There is a billionaire in Russia named Roman Abramovich whose girlfriend is into the arts, so naturally he has decided to drop $400 million to make his own museum on an island near St. Petersburg. Roman already has a significant contemporary art collection to install in his museum, and he hopes that others will have [...]

Manhattan taxi drivers are the eyes and ears of the city: they shuttle corrupt bankers to and from Wall Street everyday; they rescue hot messes from their walks of shame during the wee hours of the morning; they even harbor young couples too horny to wait until they reach their destination…
Cabbies tend to be fairly [...]

What to do on a Friday night in Manhattan? If you’re a desperate, unemployed freak like me you weasel your way into a “Harvard alumni media & art networking” holiday party to try to make some professional connections.The name for this network, “Harvardwood,” symbolizes the pathetic attempt of a group of Harvard graduates to make a [...]