Archive for February, 2010

I know I talk about him a lot, but Leonardo DiCaprio is something special. His charms are part-boy, part-man, which lend him the appeal of being both prince and pimp. As the apple of Martin Scorsese’s eye, Leo stars in the new epic thriller, Shutter Island. The film takes place at a hospital for the [...]

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The Pedagogue

26Feb10

There is a stereotype about The French that they only like to travel so that they can complain about how inferior every country is to France. But I recently read that some French travelers are searching for a genuinely thrilling experience in their next vacation: they are paying a minimum of $1,200 to Ultime Réalité [...]

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I was recently in an emergency situation. As usual, my friend and I had drunk too many espressos, and the nearest toilettes were in a café in the center of Paris. My French friend spoke to the waiter at the bar and he pointed her toward the downstairs bathroom. But when I followed behind her, [...]

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The new romantic comedy, Valentine’s Day, is a rompish series of vignettes chock full of amusing stereotypes and clichés. Within the first ten minutes you get a glimpse of the bare legs and asses of most of Hollywood’s hot actresses, but my personal favorite was the young starlet and country singer, Taylor Swift, playing the [...]

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A Somnambulist

21Feb10

I recently attended an AIDS fashion couture gala in the Bois de Boulogne, a scenic area of Paris currently famous for its prostitutes and formerly famous for the opening scene of Gigi with Maurice Chevalier.
At this particular champagne-soaked evening there was a striptease spectacle involving men in hot pink Lycra and transvestites dressed as geishas. [...]

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Owen Wilson dazzled me as a pot-smoking male model (mimbo to the max) in Zoolander. And then he stole my heart when he co-wrote and co-starred in the eternally iconic film, The Royal Tenenbaums. And now Owen Wilson is rumored to be starring in Woody Allen’s next movie with French first lady and anti-monogamist, Carla [...]

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The Ogres

17Feb10

My Swedish neighbor in Montmartre once told me that Paris is lovely for a year or two, but after a while its “crumbling glory” starts to aggravate anyone accustomed to modern conveniences. I lived next-door to her in a studette apartment for several months. A studetteis a charming term that French landlords have adopted to [...]

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I bet the snobbiest restaurant in Paris was booked to the max with Russian tourists for Valentine’s Day. Restaurant Lasserre, just off Avenue Montaigne and near the Grand Palais, serves exceedingly expensive French Haute Cuisine involving foie gras, cepe mushrooms, things infused with truffles, and the requisite touch of caviar.
But the most exciting dish (in [...]

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A Screen Memory

11Feb10

My Canadian friend living in Paris usually dates people whom she meets through reputable connections, preferably at black tie functions. I was astonished to discover that she recently pulled a creeper move straight from my toolbox of ‘meeting men’ tricks.
She exchanged stolen glances with an attractive gentleman seated in the next box at the Comédie [...]

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Smarming

09Feb10

I cut right from India to the land of the colonizers themselves. During my weekend in London I took advantage of that dry British humor by passing my time with a gaggle of Etonian boys. My host resided alone in the drafty townhouse of his parents, studying law by day and drinking G&Ts by night. [...]

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